Avenida 9 de Julio
The is of Avenida 9 de Julio. The widest street in the world. 26 lanes across (the second set of lanes are behind the trees. I think the 9th of July must have been the first day someone made it across free from injury. You don’t “walk” across. You sprint! The boys scouts have golf carts. The chicken died of exhaustion before he made it. There’s a water station halfway across. The signs say DONT WALK and RUN CHICOI!! OK these aren’t funny so I’ll move on.
This is the timer that you have to watch as you cross. As you see I have 3 seconds left before becoming a tortilla. I made it. Just in time for a Argentinean cab driver to shout something at me in Castellano. I don’t think it was “you’re swell”.
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